_(* #,##0_);_(* (#,##0);_(* “-”_);_(@_)

m$ excel custom format ala regular expression.

basically a whole lot of insanely useful gibberish.

have you realised that Office doesnt come with a manual? usually. Hm. I mean, it was remarkable that the ipod/iphone doesnt come with much of a manual, but Windows and Office not coming with a decent manual is like amazing. Either everyone in the world is already good at it (not true, given all the silly folks fuddling around), or its so easy (to a certain extent), or, find more when you need it.

sigh

hey, you know what

smart person: hey, you know what (./?/…)

normal person: hmm?

/

smart person: hey, you know what (./?/…)

stupid person: no, what?

/

smart person: hey, you know what (./?/…)

stupid person: yes

smart person: …

/

smart person: hey, you know what (./?/…)

smart person 2: i know alot, but i don’t know what you’re talking about. thanks for making me say ‘no’, and contributing to my self-deprecation.

/

smart person: hey, you know what (./?/…)

me: no.

29/365: Up on the wall, believing that things might be, should be, can be, and will be.

29/365: Up on the wall, believing that things might be, should be, can be, and will be.

the photo of the day. i love my birkies.

28/365: hello trekkie

28/365: hello trekkie

27/365: “Love me, because love doesn’t exist, and I have tried everything else that does.”

27/365:

good and smart solutions: bicyclist hand/foot rails

http://www.copenhagenize.com/2010/01/holding-on-to-cyclists-in-copenhagen.html

take a look at the link, there are a number of photos.

Copenhagen has implemented rails at traffic junctions to allow bicyclists to prop up their foot and hold on to a hand-rail. This, as any cyclist would know, is of great convenience when making a brief stop since you can avoid dismounting, which is slow, tiring and sometimes difficult. The inconvenience and impracticality is, i believe, a major reason why cyclists at East Coast tend to zip past pedestrian crossings, discounting the idiots and the bad traffic.

I like this solution, why, because it actively provides a viable and better alternative. Compared to someone coming out and scolding everyone who does not stop, or berating people who hold on to lampposts and put their foot down on other fancier public property.

I do not like to add more noise to meetings and discussions without providing better alternatives or solutions. Sometimes it also doesn’t help to whine about a problem without doing anything. Complain less and help more, that’s the only way to move forward. Utopia isn’t made up of miracles and superhumans performing superhuman acts, it’s made up of normal people, being nice.

26/365: silent forever, my hands speak for me

26/365: silent forever, my hands speak for me

“I went to a tattoo parlor and had YES written onto the palm of my left hand, and NO onto my right palm, what can I say, it hasn’t made my life wonderful, its made life possible, when I rub my hands against each other in the middle of winter I am warming myself with the friction of YES and NO, when I clap my hands I am showing my appreciation through the uniting and parting of YES and NO, I signify "book" by peeling open my hands, every book, for me, is the balance of YES and NO, even this one, my last one, especially this one. Does it break my heart, of course, every moment of every day, into more pieces than my heart was made of, I never thought of myself as qui et, much less silent, I never thought about things at all, everything changed, the distance that wedged itself between me and my happiness wasn’t the world, it wasn’t the bombs and burning buildings, it was me, my thinking, the cancer of never letting go, is ignorance bliss, I don’t know, but it’s so painful to think, and tell me, what did thinking ever do for me, to what great place did thinking ever bring me? I think and think and think, I’ve thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it.”
— Jonathan Safran Foer Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Foer is the latest author in my life to increase my repertoire of fantastically depressing and quirky quotes. I shall attempt to use them slowly. I guess it might be good to read more of his books.

being gifted

perhaps our dear “Do No Evil” Google’s data-mining and recommendation is good after all.

i ran out of RSS feeds to read, and clicked on recommendations. i found this:

from: http://pleasefindthis.blogspot.com/

kinda interesting blogsite. and those words are really nice.

The People We Could Be

Being gifted doesn’t mean you’ve been given something.

It means, you have something to give.

gOOgle vs cHIna

Not sure if you’re up to date on the latest Google vs China developments. But it sure is exciting. Well, especially if you’re concerned about human rights, freedom of speech, The Communist Regime, censorship, internet freedom, IT, search results, security, privacy, Fortune 500 companies, corporate communications, and all other equally boring issues. Hell, this news trumps the Nexus One announcement like nothing.

The gist:
Unusally highly sophisticated hack attacks originating from China compromises some data from Google, particularly targeted at obtaining email records of human rights activists and attempting to steal company source code. In addition, numerous other high profile companies were similarly targeted.
The result of which Google has decided to stop censoring search results on Google.cn, its chinese search page, which was a requirement for it to operate in China. Therefore Google might pull out of the chinese search market if a resolution cannot be found.

The news, has grown and grown and grown, such that now it involves a helluva lot of people, companies and issues.

Here’s what you can do!:
1) Update your operating system, antivirus and browser to the latest version.
2) Do not click on email links unintelligently.

What the hackers did:
1) Sent emails to employees with infected links or attachments (an unresolved Adobe PDF loophole was exploited)
2) Once opened or clicked on, malware is installed on the pc as some windows DLL file
3) The malware communicates to a server which is prepped to receive data.

The issue has gone up to Hillary Clinton, who is no doubt going to talk to China about it.

I am pretty surprised that the hackers did not manage to access the email contents of the targeted users, considering how unsecure the web can be. hmm. I guess hacking a geek company isn’t going to be easy. Google’s security team managed to hack back into one of the malware controlling servers and so discovered that 20-30 other companies were hit.

Google.cn’s 700 employees have been getting flowers at the office. Baidu, the largest search site in china, has seen its share price go up. Incidentally Baidu was hacked by some group recently and a banner was put on its site, apparently the same ones who hacked Twitter.

and this stuff happened like right before xmas. hm.